Isn't Just Jared obsessed with children's fashions? Or am I thinking of another Jared…?

Well, have you read the del Toro 'At the Mountains of Madness' script? It's more Carpenter's 'The Thing' than Lovecraft. I'd still love to see del Toro tackle the direction, just with a script that sticks more closely to what makes the novella great.

'Memories of Murder' is my favorite of Bong's films - which is intended as high praise, as I think he's a pretty masterful director. If I were running a revival theatre I'd absolutely schedule a double feature of 'MoM' with 'Zodiac.' A night of brilliantly frustrating true-crime investigations.

I hate 'American Pie'… and now I kinda hate this guy, too.

In the above photo, Steve Miller will be played by Russell Crowe.

Yeah, when you look at the actions of the detectives the night of the murders, Fuhrman's the only one actually hustling and finding evidence and making connections. It was to the defense's eternal benefit that the most competent cop was also the biggest piece of crap.

Correct me if I'm wrong - and I may well be - but wasn't Kurosawa's vision so poor by this point in his life that he essentially directed this blind? He was helped in the battle scenes by the color-coding of the different armies (their flags and armor), but he was basically directing colored blobs.

I always get a kick out of the fact that the quickest way to piss off Charles Manson is to call he and his followers 'hippies.'

Bugliosi's book is entertaining because he just mercilessly rips the prosecution new assholes at every turn, and lays out how he would've tried the case… which who knows whether it would've worked, but it'd have been a hell of a lot more competent and brutal.

Well, it doesn't look like James DeBello is in the new one, so that's a pretty big improvement, at least. Now if they just cut the stupid fucking 'pancakes' kid it'll be at least 70% better than the original…

Housebound was my first guess. It seems to fit the setting and the story. Though I'm sure this film is far worse. So there's that!

Dammit - now I desperately want to see narcoleptic Greedo.

It's worth watching to see Anthony Kiedis get shot - unfortunately only in the foot, and unfortunately not for real. And that's pretty much it.

Congratulations on the weakest conspiracy theory I have ever heard.

"Like me." (Sorry, that's just my biggest laugh from that whole laughable trailer.)

"Not going anywhere" seems about right.

Yeah the robbery and murder sequence just feels so damned real, like that must be the way it feels to be caught in that particular horror. 'Brutal' is the right word to describe it. Once seen, never forgotten.

As a fan of 'The Texas Chain Saw Massacre,' this one hurts.

Well, you could read Hansen's book about the film - 'Chain Saw Confidential.'

The Beatles' 'Eleanor Rigby.' Dour, depressing imagery involving death and funerals. And Eleanor Rigby keeps her face in a jar by the door - that's some 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre' shit right there!!!