There's 'silly,' and then there's 'pointless and dumb,' sir. This is the latter.

"One of these shows I cover and the other I can't watch because eeyew!"

Bringing Harmon back for the fifth season was the miracle. It's amazing we got that. SERIOUSLY amazing. It allowed (for me, anyway) a nice wrap-up and sense of closure that wouldn't have come anywhere else in the show's run.

The headline's not a spoiler. Grow the fuck up.

I'd have loved to witness the breathless, frantic, "Can you get your source to confirm?" atmosphere at AICN over this. Picture Bob Woodward in 'All the President's Men,' only as a self-involved 800-pound ginger.

We enjoy what we enjoy. There's no right or wrong. How's THAT for Zen!

*sigh* O-kay. You can have your own taste. ;)

Depp's performance as Wonka becomes mildly interesting when you realize he's playing him like a cliché of a teenaged girl. MILDLY interesting. Other than that it's a pretty terrible and joyless film.

Thank you, I didn't know that. So he used his Spielberginess after all!

Maybe I can make a statement to which there is no dissent: Charles Dance is hypnotizing in this role. Knocks it out of the park in every scene.

Well, not YOU… but you get my drift.

So change them back. You're Stephen Spielberg, for chrissakes.

'Montezuma,' Stephen.

So Von Trier's epic film about a sexual journey ends up being little more than masturbation. Gosh, how surprising and unexpected.

Settle down, Beavis.

'Wudbeiser.' How hard was that?

I thought I heard a snippet of 'Rhiannon!' (Or however you spell it.) Nice catch.

S&R opening for DBT is a show I would not miss! Have a great time!

A murder ballad from Shovels & Rope playing in the background of the scene at the Crowe's whorehouse bar? Could I love this show any more?

No, not really.