Those machines don't give a fuck. 

most sane people won’t get your joke, but i found it at a bit depressing.

I heard things were a bit manic just before the fire started. 

This is the internet, so get out of here with your plausible scenarios. There’s simply no room for rational thinking or giving others the benefit of the doubt.

You can tell this is Australia as the car spins clockwise; American race cars only go counter-clockwise.

Are the keys still in it?

I think you have a different definition of “forced to the ground” than everyone else.  If there’s a gun being pointed at me and someone tells me to get on the ground, then I’ve been forced to the ground.

“When police arrived on the scene, the gun-haver—who claimed to have a license to carry the weapon—was forced to the ground. This guy is not being charged with anything.”

Such a weird way to phrase it. He obviously had a carry license or he would have charged with something. I doubt he was forced to the ground, but…

Have a shot of whiskey. It drowns, and the beer chases, your blues away.

I am sad that I get this reference.

He got the boot from Scoot, and passengers had to boogie to make their destination, eh?

Its really in a class of 1.  So they are not going to change it unless a new Challenger steps up.

He lives in Phoenix (a major manufacturing center for foam mattresses) and is delivering innerspring mattress. 3/10 ironies = “somewhat”.

Somewhat ironically, 2 out of the 3 mattresses in our house are compressible foam mattresses made in Phoenix. They take up about 1/4 of the space.

I mean, you went from “he was misinformed” to “he’s gotta be racist” really fast.

I’d go the one that I could at least show off down at the local park.  2.  

Just sell it and get one you want. It will slowly eat you alive, and you won’t even realize how depressed you’ve gotten. Then one day you will get a better car. A car that makes you laugh out loud, and that will be a bright day since you will have emerged from under the cloud. Make that day today. Save yourself. Your…

Does the Bloodhound Gang SSC have a Venmo account? I’d totally buy that rich bastard a beer.

You seem to forget how the B-pillar looked in Continentals of yore.

“Electricity is not a fuel” and “Electricity is not an approved fuel” do not mean the the same thing. Misleading title is misleading...