For fucks sake! No good deed goes unpunished. 

Cannot believe how many commenters here believe the firefighters are complete fucking idiots. Actually I shouldn’t be so surprised.

If it’s just money value that matters. Saving the car lowered all the surrounding insurance. That’s one $200,000 clame that won’t be filled.

I can’t read Afrikaans, but that old print ad seems to be saying you are a c*nt if you’re in the showroom, and something about tweens chilling in classy wagons.

You’ve had a mustang this whole time and you’ve been making me read about your Jeep?!?! This is why i have trust issues

I’m right there with you. I have my fathers ‘65 Ford Falcon Ranchero, which he bought new, sitting in my garage where it hasn’t moved in way too many years.

you are an idiot. If law enforcement can get in, everyone can get in. you can’t put in a doggy door and be sure that a racoon is never going to take advantage.

If I commit a crime, the police apply for and get a warrant to search my phone, they should be able to.

A lever is just a pedal that has the high ground.

I miss Alan Mulally.

Brah...

In case any of you uncultured swines don’t understand.

COTD for the COTD

Clearly.

- Johnny Crash

In a world that has completely gone bat-shit crazy you have added a small ray of sunshine and hope that things may get better.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
‘Til we tried to put it all together one night
And that’s when we noticed that something was definitely wrong.

I heard Nigel Mansell has a pretty amazing stash.

Friend of mine used to have one of these. He would lose his keys often and start it by wire from the battery to the starter. Meaning, these are easy to steal. Also, there was enough space under the hood to keep a complete tool box between the front headlight and the driver’s side fender.

Fargo ND got a foot of snow last week.