Don’t beat yourself up about being a terrible person.

Tesla’s key fob is like a toy model of the car where clicking on the roof locks and unlocks the door, and clicking on the frunk or trunk open the respective areas on the car. Since the lock/unlock key is the highest point on the model and the buttons aren’t recessed, I wonder if just walking with the fob jammed into a…

who the fuck created this little monster???

The reply to that text: “I said not contact me anymore you creep. I’m calling the cops and getting a restraining order.”

I was playing off the “corporate America” vibe I was getting from the first comment.

It wouldn’t be nearly this bad if the media hadn’t told people to panic. Anytime the media gets involved with this sort of thing it always gets blown so out of proportion. Experts are saying if people hadn’t panicked there would be little to no issues with getting gas.

How is giving someone that needs a car an additional $750 not helping?

Nope. No breaks given here. Have you SEEN his mansion? He hides behind tax shelters for religion which should be repealed. What a charlatan!

Backhoe, trenching, etc.

Yep, no guns in LA, that’s for sure.

Seriously? Still grayed? What’s a guy gotta do, kiss someone’s ring?

Couldn’t agree more. Haven’t see more red light running, - left turn arrow on red running,- speeding up to be the first in line at the stop light, just to have me keep catching them at the next red light, - not turning into their nearest lane when making a left at the light and instead all the way over and not to…

Something tells me Uber won’t see 2018.

How the hell can you get deported 4 times and make it back in every time? And don’t tell me “underground tunnels”.

Harumph! Yes ... well ... fine, carry on. I’ll have my eye on you!

Do me a favor. Keep this page open, hit CTRL+F, type “roundabout” in, and study the highlighted words.