I preferred klosterman’s piece on being a fan of shaq rather than a shaq fan.

Or the Chuck Klostermann piece about how Shaq’s tenure with the Celtics was secretly underrated so much that it may be trending toward overrated in an underrated sort of way.

I’ve always thought Shaq was an asshole and a bully who got away with it because he pulled off the “aww shucks I’m just a big ol’ goof who’s funnin’ on ya” shtick to perfection.

You forgot to mention that Tim Kawakami was working right alongside Baalke to bring the Niners down

Plus that whole kneeling during the national anthem thing was secretly orchestrated by Baalke to sow discord amongst the players, thereby causing the team to lose games and make Chip look like a bad coach. In fact Chip wanted to win games instead of losing them, but the GM was against winning from the start.

Chip Kelly wasn’t fired though. According to Jed York, the Santa Clara 49ers are a design-centric organization undergoing a paradigm shift, one that requires a pivot away from old influencers in order to regain traction in an emerging market!

“I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizens’ Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to ‘order’ than to justice […] who constantly says: ‘I agree with you in the goal you seek, but…

If Sark is lucky maybe he can score Layla Kiffin on the rebound too.

Sanchez has more playoff wins than Romo and Prescott combined! It’s time for the hot takes!!!

So this is kind of shitty, in that, yes, Hauschka missed the extra point, but in the grand scheme of things, it wouldn’t have mattered anyway. The Cardinals needed a field goal, they drove down against the Seahawks defense and scored that field goal.

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

i CTE what you did there

I’m not sure a 90 second video can prove consent. This is precisely why I always ask any potential sex partner if I can record a video of the entire encounter. They leave immediately and I don’t have to worry about being charged with sexual assault.

Lakers’ head coach is extremely upset that the Kings are getting all the calls in the game. Never thought I’d say that.

This is so amazing. The Jeff Fisheriest thing that could ever happen...

He should be banned from the sidelines. Put some goggles and a helmet on that motherfucker and line him up at tailback.

Hahahahah ah. Nuff said.

How about a ranking of his 47 kids?

This was a very good comment.