I remember the day in my Tulane class when LSU won the national championship (in football) and some of my classmates bounded in, exclaiming that “we won!!”

Crying Jon jones meme

A settlement is the best way for a college player to make rent these days.

Coulda retired last season

Tiago splitter rasho nesterovic David Robinson ?

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Sometimes when you need a football lawyer you want a football. Law-yer.

Classic Isiah move

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Biggest win of the night: LeBron or Sansa? (I'm available The Ringer, I can easily flesh these ideas out to 5,000 words on a biweekly basis)

More like, “coming to a Syria near you”

Maybe he can play flip cup with Manziel and Josh Gordon for a year

One time I saw Troy Murphy play high school ball and he was like, a very dominant player and stuff, pretty crazy. No but for real he was better at basketball than the other high schoolers. K send check please deadspin

Have you done the NJ Nets loss yet? Sam Cassel was on fire that night.

Up by 4, at the line, 4th quarter, NBA Finals, I know I couldn’t even spell Dennis Scott, that's real pressure

Or are they just pressuring someone else to sign for less?

I registered to vote for Bernie but the county board of elections typed my name in wrong so that I would not be registered. Same thing happened when I tried to stand with Wendy in TX. I would be totally fine with Bern dawg nadering the eff out of this corrupt shit.

Actually I have driven in Austin and it is much different than the rest of Texas

Getting stuffed by Ibaka, tho

Sam cassell Mario elie chucky brown don't know no one else