Because bunting is hard and giant humans like Mark Teixeira tend to be pretty awful at it.

Why should people have to get shot to death just to placate some prick?

nope

We should definitely attack all Seahawks fans, just to be safe.

We do not speak of that time.

Everything after Apolo Ono is a made up name. You can’t fool me.

Literally everyone who works for a public university is a state employee you dolt.

She’s only 4-5 years older than Anakin. They’re something like 9 and 14 in The Phantom Menace.

The Wolves just sold out 5 straight games.

I happen to love negroes and jazz.

I highly doubt that, Jason. I know everything that happened to you, and it was all stupid.

There’s no chance this guy has ever slept with a woman.

The deduction doesn’t help you afford your house, because it’s priced into the value of your home.

The Vikings fans do not skew blue, though.

Man, those were some guys.

How in the hell did Clay Travis get a job at Deadspin, and is he the absolute worst to work with?

I’m saying that in modern context, the word socialism is meaningless. It’s nothing. The argument against things that are good like single payer or education always boil down to “BUT THAT’S SOCIALIST”. Every single Dem gets labeled as a socialist in a national election, even right of center politicians like Obama and…

Thanks Wikipedia. If you keep reading, the next paragraph says “There are many varieties of socialism and there is no single definition encapsulating all of them.” 

Our socialist government currently has public libraries, police, roads, schools, national parks, etc..., but giving people health care is going to be the thing that destroys society.

If you have a government you live in a socialist society. Saying you want people to have healthcare isn’t some radical position that’s going to cause a mass breakdown.