So he had to settle for an unwilling thirteen year old in a hot tub when there weren't any finishing schools in the immediate area.  Entitled much?

Ask Germany.  He knows!

Disappointing and surprising that California and Texas don't make the list, Triohead.

As annoying as the iPhone Siri ads are, they don't come close to the HTC commercial where you have:

"But that's illegal!"

That's why I left a good job in the city…

Options are velcro or flexible underwire.

The worst part is knowing something like that doesn't cost $4.95; a google search shows it lists for around $16.

Don Draper conceives his first Old Golds campaign.

At least they use "2" the right way.

"…TO BE CONTINUED."

She just went down on Roger Sterling…

I Can't believe Chelsea Handler is a Business Model, Can You?

"Sally, here's a hundred bucks for you forgetting about this."

"You will blow me first, mon cherie!"

"One True Pairing" could easily be a song by Dawes.

You can't blame him for going off the rails—Lane knows you only live once.

Megan at least has the self awareness to realize Peggy and the rest of her peers might resent her not putting in the work they do.

Also for the first page of comments, was that Ted Knight as the black and gray haired guy in the magazine ad?  No DVR, didn't want to stay up another hour and a half to verify that…

Girls Ep 1 is available on youtube right now.  Ep 2 will be availble tomorrow, but supposedly those are the only free episodes to be seen there.