If I saw you on the road, I wouldn’t honk at you, figuring you were probably on meth.

God damn, he must have finished the whole thing.

A hunk a hunk a burning love

Neutral: To level set, I think the disruptive paradigm shift in deliverables has really synergized senior management to rightsize their deployment of resources more holistically to mobility dynamic lifestyle adaptive millennial purple monkey dishwasher.

I mean, it was the engineers driving it, so they kinda did build it themselves.

Hey, at least we’re not as bad as Florida

Crack Pipe

Sweet, a double Randy Johnson.

Ouch, that impact probably knocked his monocle out.

I was amazed at how great these lines look on televition with the fresh paint and such dark asphalt. You’re right—it makes the cars look like they’re at freaking rocket speed. I vote repaint after every race weekend.

Paging Mike Brewer....

It is a Ferrari. Just give it a couple of revs and let it burn on its own.

I’m still partial to the Trophy Rat

Congratulations, Mr. Frank W. Doom, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Jeep which this lovely lady will deliver soon if she’s not too tired.

So they get offended by a VW impound lot impersonating pre-game parking, but never had problem with the Lions impersonating a football team?

Fake news! I’ve been getting speeding tickets in manual-transmission cars for years now. YEARS.