In your mind, man.

I have never been in a snow-buried car, but is there a reason one could not open/break a window and claw your way out, or something?

I can say I remember when the apple was rainbow-colored. Now I will have to say I remember when the window was multi-colored as well.

Farm equipment, really? Nevermind it being a TaHOE. "Hoe" was my reference of choice when I used to drive a '99 Tahoe back in college. Mainly because I was the guy that had to drive my drunken band of friends around everywhere because I could actually fit everyone. That vehicle definitely got around.

I am glad I scrolled down far enough before I posted. My guess was Jersey Shore as well.

Sam, you have proven that I need better wingmen in my life.

Oh yeah there is, and I happen to work with a couple.

I say if you're ignorant enough to ask these questions to a search engine, you deserve the answer you get. If I made a search engine, you can bet your ass I would troll stupid people just like this.

It seems he was working on fixing the kid's phone (he works at the Apple store) and so he put in an apparently known-good SIM card (his own) as part of the troubleshooting process.

Seriously, if I ever got those kinds of messages as in that last screenshot, I would know I am dealing with a crazy.

What a dork. I love it!

What about 4GS? No one ever mentions that possibility, which is exactly why Apple would use it!

YYYEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHH

This is the one I bought, for all the reasons you listed.

They must be doing something right, but apparently all these other shareholders know more than them. I, personally, approve of having the price of the stock continue to increase, and that's about all I care about.

Exactly. At some point before the stock is traded on the open market, the original shares go for a set price, and this is what the company makes off the IPO. At that point, the people who bought those shares can start trading them on the market, and people like you and I can then buy them. Oftentimes, that price is…

Well this *would* allow me to use my ipad hands-free....

Everytime I see something like this ($250m), my mind wants to interpret it that Microsoft gave Nokia 25 cents.

What a coincidence, I am smarter and wiser than my father too.

I am entertained by this article.