Well, when the bar for “threatening, sexist, and violent” behavior has been reduced to consoling women with pats on the back, your stats can be called BS.

That’s a whole lot of assumptions.

You’re going to need proof of that claim.

She owns seven cars?

And yet we’re plagued by Battlefields I, V, and the Battlefront series...

The one that costs $150k? I’d bet dollars to donuts they sold more ZR1s all Porsches with a GT in the suffix. Comparing all Corvettes to all 911s? The numbers are even more in the Corvette’s favor.

Not true, because the Corvette out-sold the 911 last year. And Jalopnik doesn’t run the yearly stories of Porsche having to replace the GT3's engines. The Corvette’s #1 enemy are snobs that look down on it cuz ‘Merica...  So real car people are buying the car despite it being “built by the lowest bidder.” *barf*

Because I remember a time when Jalopnik was something better.

No, they don’t.

Doubly true because the writer’s, and Jalopnik’s, biases won’t allow them to say anything nice about the Corvette; even if it was, hypothetically, the perfect car.

This hit-piece against Corvette brought to you by Jalopnik, sponsored by Kurt Bradley.

No...they don’t.

“And even if Mr. Black is the culprit, that doesn’t mean that the entire awful black situation in America is not the direct result of centuries of white policies of oppression. Though that is obvious and academic...”

Grayson: “We were wrong...we were so very, very wrong.”

Nope. Kotaku and the ilk around here are OK with harassment and doxxing if it’s done to the right people.

“I’m wrong...but you’re more wronger!!!11!!”

Yes...yes it does.

Yeah, I’m sure you wouldn’t piss vinegar if police did this instead.

Ahem, we all know how The Root is. They enjoy it when black people sucker punch white women and aren’t arrested for it.

Yeah...like yall haven’t politicized this since the hearts stopped beating.