Anyone who buys an iPad now is a moron.

@Sticks Calhoun:

@Habs:

@Norbs: People like you are the reason why the rest of the world hates us. Nothing but self-entitlement and bitching

@NorCalAngler: I don't think you need la.

Facetime's boned.

Flying is not an American right. Get used to it or GTFO!

They must have removed Steve's balls along with his old liver.

What if you're colorblind?

@DirtyDogg: Yeah, but there is also that pesky Ultimate and starter still comes out on a lot of netbooks, which means the user has to pay more if they want to upgrade.

@CaptainJack:

@theprancingboar:

I wish they would offer tiff images.

@Se7en_speed:

@CarcharoDon Carcharias:

I just want two versions, Home and Professional.

They could wire it to the ignition or gear shift. It could also be shut off if the air bags are deployed or other safety features are triggered.

He like sitting on long hard shafts?

@kasika:

Country gravy please.