The twist: she actually kills baby seals instead.

The version of this story in Variety includes the full complaint. Based on a quick search, Baldwin is being sued in both capacities (along with Guiterrez Reed and Halls for the specific events, and apparently all of the producers for underlying conditions):

Also, KFC has managed to get itself considered the proper Christmas dinner.

Wouldn’t be surprised if American TV figures get more attention out of international distribution than British, as well.

That or it’s an even odder movie than it sounds.

I think the Eternals as a comic supplied some good concepts to the Marvel Universe — the Celestials, in particular — but the main characters aren’t that interesting.

Elle (Jessica Henwick) remembers her home being on a sunny street surrounded by trees, which doesn’t make any sense in the dystopia of Blade Runner’s perpetually gloomy Los Angeles.

It might actually be the version of the story that makes her look best while fitting the known facts….

That or the casting director has been going frantic finding someone of the right ethnic background to play Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivruski IV and by now it’s going to be awkward telling them Ed made the name up.

Leto II would be pretty difficult to put on screen without looking goofy — most attempts to illustrate him either end up that way or lean into stylisation in a way live action film can’t.

Yes, but where will we be able to find out who the cast and crew for the series are?

And when there were no footprints, that was when the worms got you,

Step one in adapting God-Emperor would be coming up with a design for Leto II that doesn’t look silly, which is a fairly tall order.

What’s a Kwisatz Haderach?

allegedly having young women on the crew steam his pants around his crotch while he was still wearing them.

Being magnetic was how he ended up with all those daggers stuck in him.

Make sure the underneath of the house gets a good scrubbing, people always forget to do that.

Any of the Fistful of Dollars trilogy, particularly The Good, the Bad and the Ugly.

Biggest difference is that she worked out how to put her jacket on properly.

Well, obviously she’s harder to recognise if they CGI out her antennae.