Don’t let this stuff distract you from the real issue: why are all these famous players bringing their dads along to everything? THIS IS HOW LAVAR HAPPENED PEOPLE!

How DARE you look upon West-Virginian Deplorable Trump Voters(tm) with ANYTHING other than the most contemptuous of contempt!?!

Had to create an account just to say how hilariously bad this article is. Literally 4 CBs were out injured at the same time (3 still are and Bailly I’m not convinced is at 100% health), Pogba just came back from injury, Fellaini suspension, Mata out, Ibra out, Rooney out (thank god), TFM out, and Shaw god knows.…

Agreed. I don’t like Mo or United, but the level of ignorance displayed by this article is frankly astonishing. I never thought I’d actually prefer Billy to have written something.

Mourinho—who essentially gave up on snagging a top-four spot in the Premier League last month by fielding second-rate teams in Premier League matches

1. Change things.

Look, soccer is just too boring for a guy who has spent 5 hours a day for 30 years debating middle reliever usage in regular season baseball games.

Pfft, that’s nothing, I've stuck people with far worse.

-Ray Lewis.

Bullshit.

Counterpoint: Atléti are the best team forever and ever amen.

As a United fan I agree that the appeal of going to United is not the same as it was a few years ago. However, I would argue that English teams in general are suffering the same thing. Luis Suarez with Liverpool and also Diego Costa allegedly wants to go back to Atleti are some examples that come to mind.

I had to create an account just to comment on this... You do realize the Neymar story was proven to be a claim from his own camp right? As proven so by Guillem Balague, arguably the biggest reporter in Spain? And we havent lodged a bid for either Muller or Bale, at least not since he moved to Madrid?

$195m/year from Chevy/Adidas. But yea, sure, they’re not a big club or something.