I would love to buy a K900 and may later this year, pre-owned of course as they’re getting ridiculously cheap. My business partner leased one and it’s been flawless in the 2 years he’s had it, with MPG being the only downside but it’s to be expected with 420 HP. Supposedly there is a replacement coming for it so I’m…

Except when talking about chest size.

It WAS a C-5 Galaxy base so runways not an issue. The terminal.... Another story.

Just looked it up and I have to say it’s the first airport I’ve seen that could be easily mistaken for a Kroeger!

I feel like, to a true Jalop, it’s not that remarkable a story. You do what you gotta do to keep from driving a boring car.

This coffee cup... you can put a bird on it.

This thing has a bit of a Syd Mead look to it.

Likewise about the body panels, but what caught my eye first was the hood gap. Maybe it’s just not latched properly.

For 1,500 clams, I’d Edd China all over this thing. For that kind of money would a modern GTI engine/drivetrain be in order? Don’t know, NP!

You win. One million stars.

My local knife-sharpening place gives out branded band-aids with your knives upon return. Last time they didn’t give us enough :(

It’s slightly less egregious than the habit of attempting to turn every largish house over 80 years old into a museum.

You ever feel like we’re over-preserving too much history? This seems like the type of “meh” that you don’t bother building a visitor’s center for. Move the casket, repave the spots, maybe make a little sign for the lot, and call it a day.

He assured me that the paint would match once it sat in the sun for a while

Teenager, small midwestern town, late at night. We had neither taste nor options.

I once re-warmed a burrito in the little valley between the cams of my 97 Plymouth Neon. It fit perfectly.

That was probably the greatest price of automotive journalism I’ve ever read!! Wow keep it coming I laughed my ass off!!

I got the Entertech water gun. You stored the water in freakin’ detachable clips!

The Imperial Coupe of that era looked quite stunning as well.

I’ve got a big soft-spot for Malaise-era American luxury cars, but those are slowly starting to be regarded as classics in some circles, so I think that disqualifies them from being “boring.”