history serving the “Colombian National Guard, a national university, and a foundation for troubled teens.”

10/10 would cruise land in

Where then, I ask, where have all the horrible hoopties gone?

I read your comment then looked at the photo, and my eyes went to the car first and I thought, “oh come on, that overhang isn’t all that bad I don’t see anything terribly unusuOH MY GOD.”

down in Brazil...

Yes. This old shark looks ridiculous, but appropriately ridiculous.

Game over.

Callaway Designer 1: Man, this thing is looking pretty good, but it needs a cool logo.

Counterpoint: 700 horsepower is too many anyway.

A 230HP Corvette was a major ass-kicker. And we were GRATEFUL!

THAT is the awesome world we live in. 757 HP is disappointing.

$1500? Man, your coworkers got ripped off.

My wife HATES them though.

Yeah really solid choice here, always liked these. Also, fun fact -> the block is certified by the FAA for aircraft use. How can ya beat that?!

Find a cream puff first generation Lexus LS400, dump some of the rest of the money into making it cosmetically and mechanically perfect, and drive the shit out of it for the next 20 years.

Hatchback doesn’t really say attorney. It may be a great car but it says boy racer to clients and other older professionals.

Something, something repair bills + student loans = completely broke.

that’s the K&N sticker, all that free flow got the paint to peel off ...

A coworker turned me on to PlastiDip which I’ve used as a temporary measure to conceal the delaminating clearcoat on the truck of my car. We bought the car used and the trunk looked like this for awhile.

Just don’t get carried away.