from the interwebs (Google image search :S) BUT I have several pairs that I just picked up at your average department store.

specifically to my bedroom please and thank you!

and panties with "God save the Queen" written on the bum!

Nude pantyhose (like oh-so many fashion pieces) look great if you have long, slender legs. Since I don't, I much prefer fashion tights which are much more forgiving. And c'mon, they just look so much cooler.

along the lines of smoking because they are stressed, smoking has also been proved to be a self-medicating relief from serious (diagnosed or un-diagnosed) mental health disorders.

oh-em-gee!! That is so scary! #BikesNotBears

Haha...

I wonder if a moose would fit in a bike lane?

Dear Non-Canadians: Notice the lack of snow? This is what summer looks like in Canada. Even in the Northwest Territories. You don't have to pack a parka for a visit to Toronto in July.

Lindsay "Libertarian" Lohan... lovely.

Using this logic, all through University me and my housemates were living out the lesbian fantasy that all straight male friends of ours had for us. Instead of, you know, watching Sex and the City and making fun of our profs.

Nice try, Howie. Slow sales, much?

Hahahah... I think (hope!) she's joking! Remember that video she did for Funny or Die??

Yes, you are absolutely right. An iPad out by the garbage indicates intent to get rid of it whereas one on the plane does imply lost possession. And most people are ethical and will return things, but some people aren't.

Yup! All the more reason she shouldn't be so careless with it.

My sister does this too! When she says "someone stole my phone", she means "I was careless and some unethical opportunist took advantage of my carelessness". Totally not the same thing. And when people say it is the same thing, I can point downthread to all the people re-telling their stories of muggings and other…

As embarrassed as I'd be to receive an email like this, I'd be even more embarrassed to send it to my friends. Maybe the mother-in-law is being really nitpicky (and seriously, did she carry around a notepad to record these infractions), but I would expect to be called out for behaviour like this (especially if they're…

Question: if you drop a $20 bill on the ground and someone comes along and picks it up, is it theft?

yeah, I had to double check the date on this post cuz I swore I have read this before. But the mash-up trailer is a pretty cool thing. I kind of want to get really drunk, rent both DVDs and watch them both at the same time.

is Smirnoff Ice just a Canadian thing? Oh man, joke fail :( It's really delicious. I suggest the Black Cherry... mmmmm