aww you're so sweet :)

#2 just killed me. Between "real advice" of "As a result, people will continually throw themselves at you and offer their beautiful bodies to you free of charge." and "Because it's probably just as likely that he will cum glitter and cherubs all over your face"; nothing has made me more glad that I didn't achieve my…

I got disturbed by "If your behavior is out of synch with your moral values, a severe psychic disturbance can result". I will never do drugs again, I swear!

... in bed!

that's what the hatchet is for! Well the mugging, not the sun stroke. I've got nothing on that, I love snow :)

I know, right? He's so condescending.

I dunno... think about what the qualities of a good mother are: patience, self-sacrifice, inspiring to others. I hear what you are saying and he could be a total douche like that... but part of me believes that this is meant to compliment her entire personality. Before I met my current partner, I never ever wanted…

Corgi FTW! How can you not love coming home to that happy, smiling face! Kisses for everyone.

Your argument is valid. Correlation vs. causation is I think the heart of the argument here. Women who are more prone to city dwelling vs country living (or suburb living) may opt to work farther into their pregnancy or live more socially active lives causing more stress, etc.

Thank you for sharing this. So important.

*yet* lol...

Am I the only one who read it as live ([liv] vs. [lahyv]) and thought that Jezebel had gotten really dark all of a sudden?

100% agreed. I'm not saying it was a clever stunt. But Chris Brown isn't particularly clever.

I am pretty sure the GMA stunt was staged. (Both parties: they asked him back wayyy too quickly, new music released and the show is behind in viewership)

I know! Dachshunds are the only dogs that could make me even marginally question my love for mutts! Look at those adorable wiener bodies.

April Fools is supposed to end at noon. Or is that just me?

Welcome Marjorie! Looking forward to your articles.

Truly pathetic. Your friend is so lucky to have you. I shudder to think of victims that do not have this kind of support system in place.

symbol of white trash status? But it's a comic. And I can think of a much better example of a white trash symbol that I see on the back of pick up trucks all the time which is a lot more offensive than a toy tiger.

OMG so adorable. My heart just leaped from my chest into my cup of coffee.