@ChaiLatte: Brushing your teeth with booze isn't just for the pop stars anymore.

@GodofForkery: Congrats on your pregnancy! :)

@texylady: That is just a horrible horrible thing for someone to say. You have my most sincerest of *hugs*

@cosmicdenmother: Me too! *wipes tear away*

They said that the finder's name would appear somewhere on the birth certificate. So that gives them the option of using middle names. I really hope their dog comes home. Stories of dognappings always break my heart.

@pryce2: Too bad you can't flush exes down the toilet.

Dear commenters: don't hate! There's dragons!!

@QueenOfTheForest: dirty limericks are the best!

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@sarahmas: pffft yeah! \m/

@day2night: also, love the Abbot and Costello nod.

Hey hey hey hey. Rock Star is an awesome movie. More or less based on the story of Priest's Ripper. How can you go wrong?

@TheGuvnah: even if she's justified not liking him, I don't think that's reason enough to stress your friend out (and make her cry!) right before her wedding. Ex-bridesmaid is doing a great job making it all about herself.

I would pay $50 for an album with Josh Groban singing these texts.

@ForgotMyMantra: haha! "Hey! A lot of puppies got adopted, of course, a lot of the people calling in thought we were going to kill them. "

@ForgotMyMantra: and him on HIMYM as Robin's Canadian boyfriend from back in the day made my life. More like VanDerLulZ

@stacyinbean: #cotd for sure!

@Susan B.: Breaks my heart. Oh right, I'm a Capricorn... I don't have one.

@popslice: It is so important to keep that. If only to make you laugh.

@anovacat: Oh man! I was so crushing on Dean Stockwell. What a great show.