I eat that shit up when I’m on the treadmill. I love Guy Fieri because I can live vicariously through him.

he’d be the resulting product “if Ed Hardy fucked a juggalo.”

I think he and his wife hating each other and putting their suddenly-enormous family on reality TV may have had something to do with it, too. The Ed Hardy shirts were the nail in the coffin.

Yes, I enjoy the pop culture posts on Jezebel, including Dirt Bag and Tweet Beat. The MAIN reason I’m here though is for the stellar writing and reporting on feminist issues. The authors here are badass. Please, Gawker, don’t make them pop reporters first and feminists second.

It was so bad! I mean, it served its purpose, but the smell was so overpowering that it probably would have been safer (and less nauseating) to empty a can of Glade after every bowl. Whenever I catch a telltale whiff in a public bathroom it’s like “AHA! They Citrus Magic’d instead of cleaning, those sneaky bastards!”

Those looking for some schadenfreude related to Papa John’s founder John Schnatter will just have to content themselves with the knowledge that his company’s pizza tastes like cardboard soaked in brackish tidewater topped with the dairy equivalent of a lanced boil.

So, you’re saying a woman who was the best thing that ever happened to you, couldn’t have children...so you left. Adoption is an option these days, you know. I hope she was understanding and sympathetic to your needs. And that in no way she was made to feel bad about her inability to have children, which i am sure she…

So you’re saying I can’t go to an “All you can eat” buffet with 4 friends, pay for one meal, and feed everyone????

Abstinence is the only effective form of birth control? They’re saying this so close to Christmas?

This is only tangentially a food story, but it ends up in a Starbucks, so there you go.

Exactly: what is she GAINING through this? The inability to find housing Public shunning and her entire life put under a microscope? Great, sign me up! Holy shit. And yeah, I’m sure he was a great community volunteer; that’s how you get access to the vulnerable. This isn’t news to anyone with half a brain.

That’s the part that got me and I couldn’t write any more about it. Like how could someone defend this dude when he didn’t just rape a child but then brought his adult son into it?

I made a mistake in the state (because Kansas City is not in Kansas) and want to let everyone know that if there’s a Dearborn in Kansas, the residents don’t deserve the criticism.

“Paden’s adult son, Anthony, has also been charged with sodomizing the victim. His case is currently pending.”

Dear Entire Town of Dearborn, Kansas,

Growing up, my siblings and I were raised by a single mother and she worked in the Church run daycare. We had been going to the church for years, and my Mom was going to a divorce support group (this being 6 years after my father cheated and walked away), when she met a man in the group. They became friends, and…

Unfortunately, I’ve had so many Christians cite “woman must bow before man as man bows before God” that I just refuse to participate in that religion any more. And the longer I’m away from it, the more I see nonsense like this and wonder what logical hoops people must be jumping through to justify their association…

What’s funny is that if you remove what the wife does, the husband umbrella can’t function at all. Without her, there’s no “managing the household” and what I’m assuming is shorthand for “raising the children”, which is pretty damn important. But no, they put that -beneath- the husband’s umbrella, as if it’s less…

This image always makes me want to punch something. Every time I see it.