I kept scrolling and it wouldn’t stop. Thought maybe I was dead and in purgatory.

On Talking Dead they were discussing how Governor & Martin were in hell and Bob, Beth, Lizzie, and Mika were in heaven... I immediately looked to my husband and was like "uhhh.. Lizzie was a sociopath. I'm pretty sure she would NOT have gotten into heaven." Then again I'm not religious so not 100% sure how the…

"Taking a selfie with Jesus" sounds like a euphemism for someone dying.

I spent part of a bachelorette party flattening out all the dollar bills for the stripper.

A welder/stripper?? PLEASE!! Already done...and better!

oh god what if the kid got away with like

Burt, I usually agree with you. But I posted this earlier in a different thread and feel it bears repeating here. ....
I'm clearly in the minority here, and I don't know Jared whatshisname outside of being Dean on "Gilmore Girls", and I'm sure his PR people tore him a new one. But he does have a point. Honestly, PSH…

Psh TV scheduling is for olds. I watch all my shows at the funky cool new time of whenever the heck I want.

Don't get me wrong, I love me some Hiddles but come on Burt...