Great. Now this crappy day has gotten crappier. This seal is my spirit animal today.

Poor little red-headed stepchild. I really thought it was you with that crazy eye and your bedhead.

Y’all totally should make a tumblr account.

Thank you for knowing stuff. I just read that both Netflix and Amazon passed on picking up the show.

There are whispers on the wind that Netflix may pick up Hannibal. Make it so, Netflix! Go to hell, NBC! This show exists beautifully in the Hannibal Lecter universe, and Mads’ Hannibal Lector takes nothing away from Anthony Hopkins’ Hannibal Lector. This show needs to keep being a show.

I’ll let Ethan handle my reaction.

err, Rose McIver.

Can you tell how delighted the iZombie cast is to be talking about Veronica Mars? Rose Iver is over it.

The deleted scenes for Blade II have director commentary. This is one of the deleted scenes: “Damaskinos with Hair (1:27) an attempt to give Damaskinos blond hair elicits jokes on the Del Toro commentary, as he calls the character Michael Bolton.” Guillermo Del Torro is a national damned treasure. Give him whatever…

Lowell, this better work.

Ron Perlman is a national damned treasure. Give the man what he wants!

In season 1, Vanessa battled the vampire. In season 2, Vanessa defeated the devil. According to the puzzle prophecy (which didn’t pay off like I needed it to), there were two cast out of Heaven: the vampire on earth and the devil in Hell. Vanessa dispatched them both without breaking a sweat. What’s left to do? Is…

I just love your recaps, especially for jewels like this one:

Their last fight is suitably bitter, though weirdly pitched; he accuses her of learning “how to kill babies,” which is getting into Way Harsh Tai territory, but his speech about how it gets easier to kill once you start is one of Hartnett’s better monologues.

io9, hire this person immediately! (Even if s/he did miss a few characters and is CLEARLY WRONG about Jon Snow. (Because nothing can be so cruel as the loss of Lowell on iZombie AND Jon Snow.).)

I very much enjoyed it. Yes, I had reservations going in about the appearingly tame velociraptors, but I think they handled them well, showing them for the predators they are. I loved the dinosaur smackdown at the end. I didn’t mind Chris Pratt not being his usual adorkable self because it enabled me to not think of…

Oh, no. I don’t want to personally sever any heads, but I wouldn’t mind Sansa removing Ramsay’s. I think holding that SOB’s head would be Sansa’s greatest accessory.

As I scrolled down this picture, I realized something was off. Right about here is where I need Ramsay’s severed head being held by Sansa. I think I need some coffee. Or maybe I need to go pet some puppies.

Now if Ramsay will just run into Brienne during his little mission and get throttled by a woman—

I am so happy that iZombie is being recapped! This is a fantastic episode. While the twist with Major was certainly sad, I was devastated to see the twist with Johnny Frost. He made the episode. I guess my disbelief suspension is very hardy. I need a Liv Moore/Johnny Frost crime-fighting duo to happen!