Then I got hammered the next day and forgot to put it away. Ice Cream cakes are bad.

Got hammered once and woke up with this in my freezer.

Actually he survived.

Doctor: Eddie, tell me what you see.

Yes, people definitely can squeeze water forth from their eyes through sheer force. That definitely is physiologically possible.

This is the dumbest thing I’ve read all day.

Why stop at flagrant foul? It’s assault! If I threw a basketball at someone’s face I’d be arrested! Please don’t respond that this is a slippery slope, because...duh....being hyperbolic was the point.
And don’t complain that it’s a basketball game, because with your comment…

So it is not just cops that take a shot when your hands are up.

If the Russians hacked the NCAA tourney instead of the US election and blocked us from watching games at work, you can bet your life the investigation would be over in about 3 days.

The Warfighter?

so it’s not entirely unbelievable that they slide in again and make things exciting.

John Calipari. He has his many faults but makes no bones about being the conduit for those kids to move onto more lucrative endeavors. It’s like a one year unpaid internship. And thus, he is a dick, but not an asshole.

STICK TO FOOTBALL NOT JOKES. UR NAMES JIMMY GAROPPOLO NOT JENEANE GARAPPOLO. FAKE NEWS

Tebow, by contrast, looks exactly like someone who learned how to hit by looking really intensely at a pile of baseball cards and working backwards from there.

Excuse me, but how many rings of power have you made before?

while I wouldn’t use the word overrated, the first one was such a let down. Story was crap, the environments felt same-y, the combat which was clearly trying to be Batman wasn’t as good, the cliffhanger for the obvious sequel. It’s almost like people loved the nemesis system so much they liked the actual game more…

have you ever heard of a man with 50 liters of blood having a stroke tho

buddy i have 30 liters of blood in me im never going to have a stroke

i have three times the normal blood of ah uman being i and two other wild eyed worked up deadspin commenters can take these bears on and still pay the blood tax

Didn’t know Trump University offered courses in public relations.

How can someone this stupid understand the complexity of an NFL offense?