Was it graceful? No. Was it the greatest drifting video ever? No. Was it well choreographed? No.

Amen brotha. Did the same on my 01 Wrangler last fall, got a code for a cracked vacuum line. Fixed for less than $30.

Trying to see this from a non-jalop standpoint. Most regular folks need it to tell them there's a problem. Then they take it to a shop. The end. They don't have any interest in trying to fix it themselves.

Cotd of the cotd?

Son of a bitch!

Couple of ammo cases with winter gear in the back of the TJ. Jumper cables. Shovel. Come-along, tow chain, some tools, etc. Blankets, dry socks, extra parka. Engage 4wd. Pretend that everyone else on the road doesn't know how to drive.

Shyeah! Right! Party on!

I bet you're right! I'm still waiting on my Jump to Conclusions floor mat.

Good thing I wasn't sitting at my wife's grandmother's house when I read this and scrolled by the picture.

Detroit Update:

Thanks for the reference. My parents have a Prius that I've driven maybe 2-3 times. I never even noticed the B before.

1. Because I already got one last year

Windshield wipers are also great for holding down flyers that random people put on cars parked at the mall.

Thank you for your service to our country.

Royal Oak

Matt, I disagree with this part of the story: "But the real MacGyver doesn't exist. Clearly."

I respectfully disagree with your point, sir, but I respect your opinion. My counterpoints are as follows:

Kind of already doing it. This is from an '08.

I thought it was funny. Especially since that car will go fast enough to blow that cheap costume right off of her.

It's as bad as when they tried to remove Viper from the name completely a few years ago and just called it the SRT10. Not the same.