The title is just a joke, right? We all understand that domestic sheep have been selectively bred over millennia in order to have way more wool than they would have had in nature...right?

“I don’t like the concept of monogamy, but I DO like letting my wife believe I do so she’ll be home with a hot dinner waiting for me at night, keeping the house clean and parenting my children so I have plenty of time and mental space to obsess about what else I deserve out of life.”

I’m all for this guy trying to have a better sex life, but at the expense of betraying his wife? “And ultimately the role we play together as parents feels more important than my splitting us up so that I can seek out potential pussy options.” - Shouldn’t his wife have some say in this? If he thinks it’s ok to step…

This. You don’t “find yourself” being a piece of human garbage. It’s a conscious choice. He chose it. He’s not a victim of circumstance, and no external power kept him from doing the only moral thing: asking his wife for an open marriage and failing that, exiting his marriage.

I do like that anyone who objects to infidelity was preemptively called a “hater,” though. Stay classy, Tracy.

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

The way Governor Walker’s spokesperson spells her name is making me so angry

Seems like Fraternities around the US will not rest until they are all disbanded and no longer allowed to exist. That is perfectly fine with me.

Eh, it’s more like not being allowed to walk at graduation because you got in trouble. Which is an actual thing that happens to people. You’ve still earned what you earned, you just don’t get to show it off in the same way as everyone else.

“I’m concerned about the message that Lin’s latest statement sends to the very players he’s describing here. A number of the people I play League with on a regular basis have received restrictions this year for exactly the reasons Lin is describing there: they lose their tempers in the ultra-competitive pressure…

You think the repercussions of not graduating school are equivalent to those of not getting a free skin in a video game?

A few things....not being rewarded is not synonymous with being punished. They aren’t recieving a bonus, that is it. Nothing is being taken away from them. There us no double dipping of punishment here. Second, everyone has momentary outbursts, and most of us still manage to avoid any punishment. Either your friends…

Man...and here the lack of general clutter and need for space for things is pretty much my favorite thing about digital media.

It’s impossible to have 500 memorable steam games, name them. 500 of them. Can’t look at your library. Go.

I have this gut feeling that if everyone got physical backups with cases for all the digital games they bought... they’d realize how much digital games they have bought and never played. At least I know I would.

“They are still stunned that this is how it has all gone down,”

I WAS ASSURED THAT ISRAEL IS A PERFECT UTOPIA FOR EVERYONE

part of me thinks this is a lingering israeli problem with brown people

But when that guy stabbed those people at the gay pride event, I was assured by many many many people that Israel was the most progressivistiest country in the world on gay rights. Did....did someone lie?