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Keeping Up with the Davy Joneses
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“Huh, this climate change is really catching us Californians unprepared, hey?”

If they can hear your music, asshole, then it isn’t at a reasonable volume. Why is it so fucking hard to understand that?

“When America sends its people, they’re not sending their best.” - Canadian Donald Trump

After conquering one fabled American past-time, The Canadians’ will now set their sights on mastering morbid obesity and abject racism.

Okay, first of all, I get what this lady is saying but if I ever needed an abortion I would much prefer the tone of whoever is talking to me about it to be “casual”. It’s just a medical procedure, it doesn’t need to be a harrowing and incredibly serious discussion.
I get why she feels the need to apologize, but I don’t

At the summit of Mt. Mediocrity, you finally arrive at your destination: Mercury. A place so special that it was featured in a trailer for the game in 2013 and yet didn’t get spoon-fed to you until just this year when you dropped another $20 on the game that keeps on “giving”.

What is absolutely mind boggling is the renewed focus on PvP for House of Wolves was not accompanied by a balancing pass. They haven’t touched PvP balance since March, or made adjustments to exotics since December.

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Side not the Mercury cut scene you see upon entering the Lighthouse was shown in the original launch trailer for Destiny from 2013...its at the 2:13 mark lol

Trials of Osiris, in io9 6 word story form:

Why would sony ever do this? People leap to their defence despite the shitty network status. Making a decent network console network costs money. Just ask microsoft. Why would sony spend money to please people who are already locked in?

You can send videos directly to friends on Xbox One. Every one of the requested features are on Xbox One already.

Nope. If they are using the PSN as the key for the user table they can create a new field called DisplayName. Keep the old key for linking and set the two fields to be the same (or default to key if empty). If someone wants a new name it goes in the new field. If the fields do not match it displays the new name in the

Never say never, but i don’t see Sony improving PSN anytime soon, mainly because they don’t have to. They are the sales leader by a wide margin and that’s with an online system that is subpar to their direct competition. The reason they created PSN+ and made the improvements they did last gen was because they were

Seems like they should ask for a network that’s actually stable before asking for useless shit like offline/online notifications. I couldn’t care less when my friends are signing in and out and the last thing I need is a constant string of popups on my screen telling me when they’re doing so.

Also, change your username. Where’s that option?

Because you can’t cheese it? Because you can’t get carried hard through it? Honestly, if you’re a dedicated player and you have friends that are dedicated players and you all have decent gear you shouldn’t have an issue with it.

Aw man, no “Go Flawless in Trials” as a requirement?