That's because Ayers, the decisive auteur that he is, had four words when describing his vision for El Diablo.

Oh. So, the one who looks like he's starring/villaining in the new Turok reboot.

"The guy on the end who looks like he’s from The Warriors—and is probably named El Diablo—puffs out his chest and straightens his arms for some reason."

I can't agree with this enough.

Yeah…a lot of things in the Jurassic Park game were bad enough to be distracting.

Did anybody else notice that initial shot in the restaurant (the one with the "oddball" hunters)?

"After playing this and Black Flag though, I have absolutely no idea how
the hell they will make an interesting AC game again without sailing and
giant sharks."

Jesus my beads. Good call on White Lung.

"The infection is probably being spread by these piglets…GUESS I'D BETTER HOLD THEM INCHES AWAY FROM MY FACE WHILE I CUT THEM OPEN, ALLOWING THEIR INFECTED BLOOD TO SPRAY DIRECTLY INTO MY EYES, NOSE AND MOUTH."

…only one of them has retail space available for lease between their two front teeth.