I went to a place in SD that had an Lincoln statue and a Reagan statue out front, each with a plaque of quotes next to them. Lincoln's quotes were poetically inspiring yet down-to-earth. Reagan's quotes were all about how awesome America and Christianity are.

Looking back 20 years, Lego and Video Games were probably the top 2 things to go for, value-wise. You could be rolling in so much dough if you held onto them.

Haha, that same thing happened to me, except it was because my best friend's phone number went "912-" and I used to punch the numbers in too fast.

At least the bird wasn't instantly eaten or killed by something.

I love the first two paragraphs of this piece because they really help me see what the show is doing. Phil's the worst guy on the show, but he's the protagonist, and despite his constant dishonest,y his want to be liked will hopefully lead him to be the better person everyone else is.

Mooney's New Yorkers video was so charming and good. It also feels like something SNL would have done 30-40 years ago. I loved it.

Yeah, you can still get lost and sometimes even find a new place along the way…

I really think it's handling 'what if superheroes were real' as good as anything could. Partly because they've had since Iron Man to tell this story, albeit never such the main focus. It makes sense that there's a scared bureaucracy trying to get in the way of the good guys [and the bad guys] simply because they're…

Well you don't *need* to use the swordlight

I believe his name in this movie is Nikolai Kashback

HIYOOOO

I'm somehow more interested in which party he ran for than what he's gonna do to save the world or whatever

Clearly reflecting of what a typical writers room consumes, and how they view those who eat regular meals as villains.

Kevin James being the president of the United States is the least believable part of this whole venture.

Ah…the "If MLK were alive today he'd say…" white people-types.

I wouldn't be surprised if Emmy voters went by "most laughs per X" and gave more points to laugh-track shows.

The Emmys, on ABC!

It's weird but I like it.

Fluidity is overrated.

Yeah I love how the show rolls with whatever it wants until the point where it would be boring to continue, and then it changes. If we had spent 2 episodes before Phil saw Carol, it might have had some zany concepts and laughs, sure, but the points the first episode was getting across were gotten across. It doesn't…