"Remember Alf? He's back – in Pog form!"

"Well I'll be damned, it's actually illegal to put a squirrel down your pants for the purposes of gambling. Shut it down boys!"

"Faster, Neddy, faster!"
"I can't it's a GEO!"

"No Homer, God didn't burn your house down, but he was working in the hearts of your friends be they Christian, Jew, or… miscellaneous."
"Hindu; there are seven hundred million of us."
"'aww, that's super!"

An excellent B[ee]-Story. That rant reminds me of this other gem, keeping with the theme of pronunciation:

His face during that slow realization is just 100% perfection.

One of the best. I can't remember if he says "well so long!" after it or not, though.

If it'll make you feel better, you can punch me in the face.

Even though I was a kid, too young to have friends who showed me what pornography was, I knew this was a great line reading.

He's a nazi! GET HIM!

And 'Christmas Ape Goes to Summer Camp'

[Boos]

I said out loud "wait is that coming from the guitars somehow?"

Watsky's album 'All You Can Do' is amazing, in particular the last three songs, which knock it out of the park. But the first of those three, "Never Let It Die" is a wonderful half-inspirational song, half-emotional poem that gets at the heart behind why we make art. I guess I'll go with that.

Yeah, the crystals may have turned him to ash, but whatever came off her took his face off.

This marks the second of three examples (that I know of) The Simpsons have used the Short Shorts song in a spiritual episode. Homer The Heretic and She of Little Faith also needle-drop and quote the song, respectfully. I love it.

And that running after it, with the slow-down of time effect or whatever, is amazing.

This week in webisodes Brooklyn Nine-Nine needs: Judy's Christmas Vacation

Christmas came early.

I think it was "dissolve" even better-er.