Objection!

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He should go back in time to prevent the Family Guy crossover.

50 Cent's, tho.

This sounds like the guy banged his head on the 'TrueDetectiveSeasonTwo' hashtag and had a fever dream.

The Complete Franco [Book One of Many]

Perhaps our usernames can make synergy.

They're keeping that for the movie.

I thought that last paragraph was a joke…

The shots of them all testing the girth question was great, too. "Shit. Yeah, I think it would."

I'd like to see a Weekend Update joke just in between some others that goes "New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and Toronto Mayor Rob Ford are both fat. Both men are working out more, but a doctor would say they are still currently overweight." and then just move on to the next joke like nothing was different. Just to…

Du Maurier is metaphorically God, so it makes sense.

Nah they only have "contact lenses that are a black so deep that looks like the endless depths of a despairing Community Fan's soul"

It would if you changed the name to "Bradley Whitford's One-Run-And-Done Wonders"

As someone who also wants to bring the story of his formative years to screen, I've found a kindred spirit with this show. It's important and I love it!

*comments to help justify it*

Agent Lern D. Something

"He'll suck the dick right off your pelvis." is my choice for runner-up.

You can get away with a lot of stuff when time isn't linear.

Off to the big international dateline island in the sky.