Everyone knows you should never disturb a Mitsubishi cocoon... How dare they do this before it could undergo its final Evolution

I know right? I can’t believe people still eat these

forget that Obama was supposed to be the second coming and the US should be a socialist utopia by now

Clearly you don’t understand how this works....

“She’ll sleep with anyone”

Here at doubledollar consulting, we are all about pleasing our customers. So we’ll modify the proposal to replace the parachutes on the arriving modules with retro rocket braking systems.

That’s good, but needs a second module, underneath the plane, for cargo.

I’m still with Turkey on this one. They’ve warned Moscow repeatedly over the last few months, and several Russian incursions have occurred without retaliation. I think they’re fed up with Russia probing their border and bombing the rebel groups they support. If the Russian pilots had simply respected Turkish airspace,…

Yeah, I think Joanna must not travel for work. As someone who does 4 out of 7 days on the road, this kinda stuff really matters in terms of convenience.

There’s no missile in there. That’s too short to carry a ICBM (this is a missile transporter/erector)

Yeah, how dare a woman be as good as a man at a thing! How dare a woman be good enough at a thing to mingle with the best at the thing!

The Red Arrows might. They’ve had no fatalities. Blue Angels own precision formation flying though, for sure. Red Arrows own showmanship. Maybe for this one we don’t need a Calvin pissing decal.

Man, if your comment is to shit on another man’s pride and joy, you need to step up your comment game.

Republicans always on the right side of history

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Don’t you mean that Tomcat landing instead...

This is a former governor and Fox television host. He’s not making some crazy rant on the internet. He is the Republican party. He is not a moron. He is a cruel, calculating man in a position of power.

Don't worry, the F-35D will take its spot as America's next generation airlifter...