Women make superior fighter pilots. There may be some that way less than 136 lbs. Just because they’re the outlier, we should just not let them fly the plane? Even if they’re the best choice?

yes yes yes. hands down, one of the prettiest airplanes ever.

My wedding had a nacho bar. It was glorious.

YES

That tuna sub story...exactly what happened to friend of mine in McDonalds...in Japan.

Her: “I’d like a cheeseburger with no pickles.”

For fuel to explode, it needs to be atomized. For fuel to be atomized it needs to be blown in a stream of air to get the right fuel/air mixture.

jet fuel can’t melt tape reams, amirite?

Yep, I’ve got a coworker that needs help changing out his shocks. He’s afraid of the spring compressor. Meh.

Yep, I forgot that part. Whine about the unexpected issue popping up? Out of my garage.

Find someone who likes to work on cars, ask them to help you fix your own car. Provide beer and pizza.

. It feels like they’re trying to make this little cable-rig seem terrifying and deathly serious, like it was a cable that launched heroin darts at children in playgrounds.

There was a woman that started in my office who used sarcasm in pretty much every single social interaction.

Meanwhile, the other hand of Gawker is writing this: http://gawker.com/your-guide-to-…

The size. The camo. The sinisterness. Those humps!

That is a fantastically good idea.

I agree, I just grind raw steak and air it out in my oven. That’s protein.

North Carolina represent!

You guys have to be making up names. Those are pure high-grade British-sounding names.

Something like Lopshidshire or something.

Oh my god you guys fucking stop. I can only laugh so much.