Or buy something hot in the terminal before boarding the plane?

Dude, I think I had the same thing.

It’s totally not a dick. I promise.

For every dollar put into the program, he says, citing a state study, it avoids an estimated $5.85 in the state’s Medicaid program over a three-year period.

This is perhaps one of the most perfect gifs on the internet. Every time I see it, it makes me happy.

Oh god, if more people understood this America would be better.

My wife had a family member murdered when he was trying to sell a truck on craigslist.

Oh no, the website that I browse for free has articles about things somewhat related. Don’t mind the fact that it’s on a sub-blog called Foxtrot Alpha. Boohoo. My scrolling finger hurts now.

Hahah. That is a fucking funny joke!

Because a tip greater than 10% is an invitation to socialism.

What is going on in this picture?

Thank you!

Yeah, we’ve already decided we’re a one and done family.

Better yet, go to your local farmer’s market. The vast majority of them will provide you a chart of the things in season based on time of year.

That looks like it’ll buff out.

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Hey, my wife is now + 2.5 years on her emergency C-section and she still has a pretty rough time with scar pain from time to time. We found out that she’s one of these people that gets a crazy response in her scars. Like, what would be a normal size scar for us, is a huge, bulging scar for her.

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