So, you saw it on Jalopnik's front page, saw that it was about war, click on it anyways and then commented on it once in the article.

Just a minor point:

This is on Foxtrot Alpha, a blog about war. Tough cookies bro, you're in the wrong neighborhood.

You will also get shade from every single person who paid money to check their bags so they wouldn't have to deal with finding a spot for an over-stuffed carry-on bag.

Read it as "pooping upside down"

I have an 18 month old daughter that will be soon learning about working on cars.

Wait, this isn't from a movie?

15 quarts of oil, oil filter, my own labor,

I'm guessing a mix of cars and trucks.

I was there in 2006 for the last Tomcat demo at Oceana.

Sweet christ, that's a badass screenshot from that vid.

So using the logic they're employing, I can stand my ground against anyone who has alcohol or drugs in their system because that automatically makes them an assailant.

Right.

Ah yes. The historical documents.

I'm sure there's some asshole who would file a complaint about this.

We've got something similar in Raleigh, NC and the scumbags our woman has to collar are just fucking awful.

Surprised you haven't found a way to shit on the 787 in this post.

Well if you're in a state that ends in -ina, -as, -ippi, -ana or -ma, your chances are pretty slim.