Observe, ye mighty, and despair.

It's like full-time LARPing!

As a teacher, I celebrate when name alterations are as simple as "Jaxon." In fact, I knew a Jaxon once and bought cookies from him for a football fundraiser.

I wish Mrs. Orpheus's would involve me in Ryan Gosling. Wait, phrasing.

I, too, was distracted by Ryan Gosling.

My wife says that our sexy-times in her dreams are always thwarted my circumstance. However, I also caught her dreamily staring at Thin Wheats while grocery shopping and asked her what she was thinking about and she admitted, couching it in a clause of "You probably won't like this," that the answer was Ryan Gosling.

I appreciate a man who, even in slow economic times, can take the long view.

I'm pretty sure you mean Satan's Frigidaire, which is about two interns who work at Heaven on Earth AKA the Frigidaire HQ in Charlotte, NC, except…wait for it…the friends are DEMONS FROM THE PIT OF HELL!!!!

Jon Ronson wrote a pretty great book in which, following a conspiracy nut, they tracked down the Bilderberg Confrence location. And…nope, no reptilian overlords. :'(

Moral: Don't read Dante.

Huh, that was quick. I pre-ordered a copy, and now, inasmuch as Carruth has an anti-commentary tracks/extras stance, this is…I don't know. Probably good for most people.

Unfortunately, HBO beat them to the "hookers in shipping containers" punch.

I'm pretty sure a large bungalow in the middle of San Francisco doesn't designate "middle class" as anyone I know thinks of it.

I see how it is. Miniaturization technology has finally improved enough that @avclub-3bca94e353e508c1a49bf984fc5c346d:disqus is able both to don the shorts and keep his [wink, wink] day job.

Megan came into existence when Joan went to the back room and sprayed some of the insta-secretary whip into the shape of an actress.

His name is Bobby…Söze!

Julian Assange has something to say about this, of course.

CONAN'S IN BED WITH NANNY STATE, SHEEPLE!!

Maybe he didn't?

Without having seen the movie, your point about sex crimes outnumbering violent ones seems well considered. It also seems like something that the filmmakers would probably address (hopefully?).