Argentina didn't make it to the tournament because it's not on the European continent, man.

Icelander here!

Prometheus is a wonderful movie which accurately depicts the dangers of exploring exoplanets.

What’s funny is, had he done this in a Cardinals uniform last year, the tone of this post would be remarkably different.

Except they don’t have any say in who their coach is. No college athlete does. Don’t like who you’re playing for then transfer. Also literally nobody in the school’s administration cares because softball isn’t generating the revenue that football is.

It’s more than that. An automatic spot in next year’s champions league group stage comes with winning the “second-tier trophy”

Klopp fucking rules.

I can't believe you are up so late commenting on deadspin articles on a Friday night senator McCain

That’s a good stoppage by the ref - yes, 2 extra punches were thrown, but the ref got in there FAST (the 1st punch, I’d be hard pressed to say he is “out” in real time)

zing!

Now tell us the one about your mother-in-law, amirite?

Stick to NASCAR, Steve

How much recoil do u think a pistol has? He’s not holding a shotgun ffs..

Cop will win on appeal. Biker deserved what he got, and then some. I wish more cops would go after the asshat bikers around here. They get away with pretty much everything.

It’s just refreshing that a Real Madrid player actually operates a vehicle. Most can't get past the vanity mirror.

William Gay looks ridiculous. I’d consider banning him from the NFL for that ridiculous celebration.

Please name a team who has played and won against a better slate of games.

Yep. Sit the fucker. Want to see how fast his draft stock drops? Act like a selfish piece of shit.

If I’m Urban Meyer, Zeke Elliot never plays another snap for Ohio State.