Judging by the design of the lines I would assume it's these guys

God damned hamburgler strikes again

Pinkies up if your a classy villain!

Samsung is incredibly butthurt. You could only imagine just how pissed Samsung execs are at Apple. I just wonder how low Samsung will go in this battle.

underwhat?

These sites lower the value of their advertisements. The only reason articles are paginated is so that the publishers can get more ad impressions and possibly accidental ad clicks. Since Google offers up a lot of ads, this really seems like a win/win as far as I'm concerned because I hate paginated articles!…

Yo dawg, I heard you like Canons so we put a Canon inside a Cannon and launched it at your house.

The picture just doesn't seem right. Where are the towers at?

iOS is hardly the same as it was when it was released. Now, it hasn't made huge changes before anyone else but it has changed considerably to keep pace (kinda). It looks very similar to its first generation, but to say it is the same is pretty bad.

If I'm ever away from an outlet for 24 hours straight it will have to be the zombie apocalypse, but not until my regional power plant goes down.

Looks like I will actually have to start using keyboard shortcuts more often. It was bad enough when the removed run from the start menu, but this is ridiculous.

Now that I think about it, I know my otterbox does, but I think a lot of the silicone slip on style don't.

Impressive. Regardless, I would not recommend anyone to not have a case on their phone.

This seems like a great way to not get shot at if he had a gun instead /sarcasm

Or "Hey, I paid at least $80 dollars for this little light on my phone - isn't it cool?"

The period means it's over. Obviously unlike this comment

How can he compete when he only has a 3G S. The war was over before it begun.

Can I trade you some fine canine hair? It goes well with anything, and it is in season right now. Not sure when we might get another shipment, so you'll have to act fast.

Where can I nab those eyebrows?

Think before you click.