I have a small penis and I don’t like the design at all.

Somewhat related, somewhat not... I noticed that if you use the Nissan “configurator” on their website, the car you build is placed in front of a stock photo from Getty Images, watermark included! Makes me think they didn’t pay for it lol

Do you know how much energy it takes to freeze the water? Wouldn’t this outweigh the air? by the math, water is 1000x more dense than air and 4x more heat to just change the temperature. This isn’t even counting freezing. so if you put the water in the freezer, you will have to open the door 4000 times to get that…

I encourage Jalopnik to accept this challenge.

The video sounds like straight cut race gears. It might not be the motors.

It amusing that they’re apparently being made to use the feature and are basically using this as the outlet as everyone got mad when they did it on “What Car Should You Buy?”

I, for one, do not welcome our new slideshow normalizing overlords. 

The V6 turbo diesel already exists and makes 260 hp and 442 lb/ft of torque... only 8 lb/ft lower than the V8 and probably a fraction of the weight too.

All I can ever think about is how Elon Musk keeps claiming that he’s nothing like John Z. De Lorean, and gets pissed off if you compare him.

Why do you stack tires and cardboard on your cars?   

and not one of them from the Changli. :(

welp....thats a sweet gesture

Look at the owners manual. Mine says that it is bad for the emissions system. Not sure how much truth there is to that, but I haven’t seen a straight answer on what issues it would actually cause.

Nothing is going to come from that Jason Torchinsky guy! Nothing!

Slideshow is garbage. If this is permanent, it will be the death of this site.

This slideshow format is garbage. I’ve stuck with Jalopnik for a long time, and Tom, David, and Torch are primary reasons why.

But making articles into slideshows to generate more ad views is going to be a REAL quick way to kill a lot more ad views, myself included.

I hope the Herb up top hears this, but probably not.…

Nope, fuck your slideshow. Did not read.

Sneaky Baltimore fact: Nearly all the crab served in Baltimore is shipped from far, far away. The Chesapeake literally does not have enough crab to support the tourist demand + the water of Baltimore harbor and anything living in it is technically not safe for human exposure, much less human consumption.

I think it is a valid record.
They took the chance and made it happen. It’s not like a record attempt like this is done without preparation...and you did have POTUS saying, just a few days ago about isolation “...deaths would be in far greater numbers than the numbers we’re talking about in regard to the virus”.