GTY.

I hate hipsters AND religious people. Your post confused me for this reason.

hurrrr you're too sexy for non-suck durrrrrrrrr

Puncher's gonna punch

Not everyone can be a Charles Rocket.

I don't have cable, so I have no idea why this guy was featured on "Ask A Twat About A Classic Song".

"Uninterested", not "disinterested", which means 'neutral' or 'without a personal interest in a given outcome".

Way to get his point.

Pot does not like its porn doppelganger, "Kettle".

"The song—which, yeah, could also be about other things someone would open their mouth for…" hurr hurr der rrr I get it