Huh, so no one is going to mention the Bronco II tow (two?) vehicle??

No value comment: I had a calculus class in the classroom on the far left of that Building during winter semester. The sidewalk has a pretty deep slope (building sits on a huge hill) there and on icy/snowy days you could position yourself to watch people go down one after another on that icy steep slope like an…

“I’m going to need 3 eyes in the sky, four dog teams, highway 78 closed, all local counties on full APB, a turkey sandwich, cambodian breast milk . . . . get moving!”

Read this in Midwestern voice translator. If you would have dropped “Coneys from the Gopher Bar” you would have hit for the cycle.

Or perhaps someone was supposed to set out some cars at the previous stop and they lost track.  Whole family is BNSF/CP Rail -- gonna see what my dad’s take is on this. 

It’s the 2020 low-hanging wallet chain.  The 2000s are back, baby!

Crab walking < Moon walking

I’d be fired if I shifted blame like this on a conference call.  

I was doing some pretty deep ebay dives for Ben Sherman argyle sweaters back in 2005. It was back when my look was largely lifted from Luke Wilson in “Old School” meets the intro stand-up monologue for the Chappelle Show.  Hmmmm, looking back at that period, maybe that WAS the “salad days” of the 2000s.

If she gets elected this is definitely going to go the way of “Nailin’ Pailin” with the xxx studios. “Lauren Goes-bare” pretty much writes itself:

Ray Bans — to me this is the class Wayfarer or Clubmaster shape. Aviators are aviators.

At this point in my life -- there are “aviator people” and there are “Ray-Bans” people.  I am firmly in the latter group, as I look like an undercover cop with a bad disguise in aviators, but I look like a goddamn playa (IMHO) in a Ray Ban inspired frame.  Also, I am bald and have a giant head. 

Dude.  Stop burying the lede.  Pics or it didn’t happen!  Let’s see this beast. 

Ohhhhhhh shit, you left out Mark Farina, Heather, DC, Miles Maeda, Justin Long, Greenskeepers, Ron Carrol, Iz and Diz, Ron Trent, Dustraxx, Miguel Migs, Colette, guidance, earthones, ... shit, could do this all night. Fuck, the Mark Farina sets at Smartbar basically set the tone for my aesthetic for DJing for 20…

Same on the Madonna thing.  I listen to tons of DJ sets (and used to dabble myself back in the vinyl days in Chicago), and that Peach set was just a holy shit this is different thing -- same with Blessed Madonna. 

If you like Black Madonna, you may like this Peaches BR set, especially if eclectic retro-wave/italo/electro-clash is your thing.

My grandmother died this week. Funeral/ceremony is tomorrow, social distancing, outdoors, masks required, etc. Oh wait, no it’s not. Why?

Pacificas are awesome.  And we have no kids. 

This is what happened when the Ferrari wheels went slumming it with the Centerliners. 

For guys like Kim Jong Un, they have unfettered access to beautiful women, 10's all around, but when it comes down to it they just want to Fuck-a-three.