Appears the Trump Tour stopped at a Strawberry and picked up some white party khakis from the Tara Reid collection.  (hehe, white party).

Hence, bizarro world!  I mean the character mapping is a no-brainer with a couple of toss-ups.  

The fact that a Psych x Scrubs collab never happened is a travesty.  It could have been the best Seinfeld Bizarro world episode ever. 

All that $$ to spend on a kitchen and that was the result.  

This is clickbait. I took a glance at the photo and was convinced this was going to be an article about Mick Dundee.

1 -877 KARS . . .

Yeah, sounds like someone never had a Boss out of a vending machine. 

Yeah, that could explain it since this was the 90's, but DEA got hip to that MO pretty quick in the 2000's doing flyovers. I had a friend who was deer hunting and didn’t get a buck, but did walk out of a “corn” field with about 2lbs of someone’s shit!

When i was in my teens in rural Wisconsin, I ditched my BMX and bought a celeste green Bianchi road bike and decided I was going to put in MILES. I would take midnight rides around town and then hit the farmland with nothing but a AA powered cateye light. That shit stopped real quick when I was riding along a…

You are such a pussy.  You couldn’t fist fight a kitten. 

Live by the gun . . .

Bronco Raptor is the ace in the hole after everyone has pushed in their chips. 

Im a New Yorker living in Florida, and I see so many lifted crazy trucks (and I am no rookie here) all I think is “how did they afford that lift kit and wheels?”  Cylinder count is the last thing on my brain as everything is a 2500 or 250 here. 

Don’t forget about driving a shit box cross country in shit weather -- “hey not my problem if I crash someone.”  And fellow jalops, a number of you are the same people that would complain about over-lifted trucks or work trucks carrying half assed tie downs.  It’s not cool. 

He looks like an old roommate who turned out to be a bit of a serial date raper.

First you are 100% correct. Second, there is a market that is chugging along right now as we move to the post-covid economy. Work from home IT solutions are fucking crazy busy right now — I am working more than I worked during the M&A boom of the mid-2000s. There is a correction going on, but there are also new…

Yes, GOP wants strings on aid to individuals, but then can green light this type of handout to the Catholic Church. 

If I am not mistaken (and I am 3 drinks in so I am not googling) aren’t there motherfuckers out there trying to cut off food stamps and other programs via drug testing people for goddamn weed (and other stuff)?  The fuck is wrong with these people?

Now let’s all hope the choice of who wears the bear suit goes the right way.