Fun fact: my Telluride turns down the volume when you put it in reverse.  It is the best dumb intuitive feature ever.  

Counterpoint: never.

Counter point - better in “Pet Sematary.”

My overcinched waist, my overcinced waist. Mah mah mah....

We are one of the two houses.  We also have a black lives matter flag.  Not asking for a pat on the back, just reporting.  And yeah, that was the takeaway... “Creepy Joe.”  

I have driven tip to tail in Florida as well as Gulf Coast to Atlantic Coast in the last 4 months. I am calling bullshit on the Florida projections.

Anecdotal poll, my dad’s neighborhood, Florida Gulf Coast:

SHHHHHHHHHHHHH...

Top image are straight Kia Telluride.  Source: me, looking for new wheels for my Telluride. 

First one looks like pixelated JP porn. Sorry, it does (puts on flame suit).

SDNY. . . do or die. WTF has happened? I am now an attorney rooting for the SDNY. God help us, and god help Bolton as well. Wait. What the hell did i just write?

Or...a Bratz doll display. 

I believe it is all the other parts that are not “the way you talk, the way you smile . . .”

100% agree.  I believe rawdogging was also part of that story. It was a long time ago.  

“Little Black Dresses Matter”

Lived in Wicker Park in the late 90's.  There was always talk about him liking the North Avenue workers.  

*Yawns

Correction, it “Kick Started Your Heart.”

I like MGK. I like that corny “Til I Die” track, he’s a great guest on Ridiculousness, pretty entertaining as Tommy Lee in “The Dirt” and he was in some other stuff where he was not completely horrible.  Kinda shitty to steal David Silver’s girl, but Brian Austin Green had been outkicking his coverage for years now --…

Let’s get real - on the Shake Shack thing -- I fucking love it, but I always feel like ass after a smoke shack, shake, large fries, and maybe some other not needed side item.  Who doesn’t feel ill after eating a meal like that (assuming you are over 30).