Correction, it “Kick Started Your Heart.”

I like MGK. I like that corny “Til I Die” track, he’s a great guest on Ridiculousness, pretty entertaining as Tommy Lee in “The Dirt” and he was in some other stuff where he was not completely horrible.  Kinda shitty to steal David Silver’s girl, but Brian Austin Green had been outkicking his coverage for years now --…

Let’s get real - on the Shake Shack thing -- I fucking love it, but I always feel like ass after a smoke shack, shake, large fries, and maybe some other not needed side item.  Who doesn’t feel ill after eating a meal like that (assuming you are over 30). 

You are correct, but that McGriddle ups the calorie game 10x.

That is the most tortured interpretation of being “polite” that I have ever seen.  That was pure condescension. 

Same with upstate NY. 

21 Trump Street

Seriously?  George Floyd is having a good time with death because some bullshit unemployment metric that Trump himself said was worthless had an alleged slight improvement.  I’m sorry everybody, but I’d much rather be alive than have an “uptick” in unemployment numbers.  When you’re dead, you’re dead. 

Commercial real estate, housing, and car loan markets are the next dominoes to fall. 

SUPREMEST

That is fucking insane.  Since 1988, I have attended high school, college, grad school, and practiced law for TWENTY YEARS in that time period.  How is this possible?

I feel like there is an intent argument once he shifted his position to get better leverage.  Such a smug, satisfied look when he did that.  Basically the same look that a UFC fighter gets the hooks in on rear naked choke -- except a UFC fighter would back down if his opponent tapped or passed out. 

I don’t know what’s worse: the crocodile tears, vocal fry, or the obvious multiple takes to cut and edit the video.  These people are adults with children?

TRO?  But what Court would even entertain such a dumb claim right now?

Looks like she got the memo - “ALL women shall wear over-sized buttons on their lapels. NO EXCEPTIONS.”

I am guilty of it myself, but damn the “business mullet” look needs an alternative. 

That, and I have had the pleasure of being an attorney for 22 years.  It’s a standard depo objection that goes nowhere. 

“Objection, assumes facts not in evidence.”

Nah, I am talking the suddenly angular face. 

This is odd — is JLo converging looks with Melania and Megan Fox?