You know when you get a big responsibility at your job and you fuck it up? Yeah Iowa, we are going to need to move in a different direction going forward. We will send you your boxes to your address on file, but right now we need you to meet with HR to go over some things. Also, we are going to need your security…

I have driven a 2002 LR Disco for 15 years now. I have never felt comfortable when doing over 65mph in this tall ass box (definitely no jerky lane changes at that speed). Hell, there is even a sticker on the visor warning of the tip over danger at high speed. BUT THIS, holy shit, this thing is a fucking highway flip…

We all know how where this scene ends up.

Is this the Cape Coral dealership?

A favorite quote: “the reason I don’t get tattoos is because at one point in my life I thought the PT Cruiser was cool.”

One big blind spot.  I can’t people can drive something like that on a daily basis.  

Let’s remember some classic tractors:

In what world does your employer reimburse you for goods stolen while on a work trip?  I think the $2G is pretty damn good.  Especially, with the insurance fraud going on here. 

Yup.  If you are at a job with any sort of “old-schoolers” that control your fate, taking paternity leave is effectively stepping to the front of the “not reaching for the brass ring” crowd.  

Seriously, how could the article above cover anything other Billie Eilish.  I think his publicist earned their keep today by “changing the narrative.”  

Lute the fisk are you talking about?

Board with these comments.  

This is 100% correct.  

Onalaska, you?

Also, I am from the Rick Schnetzky era of Wisco - I have seen some shit vs. OSU. 

Hamfighters ftw!  

“We” have gotten Michigan’s number over the last 15 years, but goddamn Ohio State. Every season, regular season, BIG 10/11/12 Championship, whatever — every time, I make brats tell my wife this is going to be a great game...and every time...shit this goes back to Cardale Jones lighting us up. I just, man, what the…

I just can’t wait for next season when the Goldman Sachs Yankees take revenge on the McKinsey Astros.

A good [SET OF TITS] is only half the equation. Maybe even one-third. Maybe even less.

Goddamn ladies of Jezebel...even though he is a bit of a douche, if this write up was flipped on any woman it would be a really different convo. Note: I am not offended, I get it, and maybe I am trying to stir it up a bit. BUT, if there was an article about a C-list star that has a golden vah-j there would be rioting…