It’s risky, but a super hot water application SOLELY to the front of a high crown 5950 will get the front to “lay down” just a tiny bit. However, it’s not always a success, and I have lost a few soldiers using this process. I primarily do this with the New Era hats for the Japanese teams, which tend to have larger…

Let’s not forget -- Daunte had a couple of beast seasons before tearing his knee in half.

Thanks, DAD. 

Soooo...if you go on youtube there are about 50million videos about how to get the crown of “high logo” New Era hats to lay down. I’m not saying go “UMass (aka “UAss”) ” or a “Cocks” frat hat style, but goddamn, it’s like he’s wearing a Mr. Monopoly top hat in all those pics.

Damn, Sarah must have been eating Doritos or bad Chinese takeout food last nite — that ring is not coming off without some Dawn or Palmolive to grease the skids.

This shot for shot recreation is shaping up nicely.

Come on, you think I didn’t know that? I could’ve went with “Rad,” “BMX Bandits,” or “Quicksilver.” American Flyers was hand chosen, mah dude.

My hands are sweaty now.

Two words: “speed wobbles.”

Move over, comrade.

Here they are.

I have lived here for 17 years now. I ask myself this question every day. 

You have not experienced true anger until you have experienced the process of retrieving your towed car from Maspeth -- the whole thing feels like a mafia racket sanctioned by the city.  

Not so fast...NYC gets to come back from the sea once per year, on 9/11.

Love to see this tough-guy pull that shit on a reservation in South Dakota.

On a related note, was having a great conversation with my nephew about whether “no vaseline” is the best diss-track of all time over while hanging with the fam over the holiday.

Surprised at the responses -- Asian airlines always have fish on the meal options.

Dude. Get the Andis rechargeable cordless clippers off Amazon and the .00001 blade. The key that no one gets is that the tighter you cut it, the younger you look and it looks like you have more hair. I am not saying use the mach 5 (yet), just go for a super tight clippering, and do it EVERY DAY.

Seriously, these articles are not cool! This is like timeout type websites that blow up your local bar on social media.

Sounds like someone is watching enema vids.