Love to see this tough-guy pull that shit on a reservation in South Dakota.

On a related note, was having a great conversation with my nephew about whether “no vaseline” is the best diss-track of all time over while hanging with the fam over the holiday.

Surprised at the responses -- Asian airlines always have fish on the meal options.

I just gotta let it out. I think she is so goddamn attractive. Maybe this is the left side version of loving the Fox bimbots, but I just love her. Not in that way, no need to call the authorities.

Dude. Get the Andis rechargeable cordless clippers off Amazon and the .00001 blade. The key that no one gets is that the tighter you cut it, the younger you look and it looks like you have more hair. I am not saying use the mach 5 (yet), just go for a super tight clippering, and do it EVERY DAY.

Seriously, these articles are not cool! This is like timeout type websites that blow up your local bar on social media.

Sounds like someone is watching enema vids.  

Wrong. 

Keep telling yourself that. 

Here’s how it works - in roughly 50% of the “study group.” It is not about in and out every day “finger banging.” It is about front to back and having plenty of lube or moisture to get things jumpstarted. To be more blunt, it is a bit of a violent motion.

Ha.  Sounds like you don’t know what you are talking about. 

Soooo, Lithgow is playing Zinke in them movie, right?

This is the Trump style of goosing a reimbursed breakfast tab on a work trip...except the goosing here is in the 6-7 figures.

Did Mr. Wrapping himself in the flag even serve in the military?

Not, (gasp) long term thinking!

B) Didn’t actually work for Trump as a lawyer, so much as a low-level PR guy;

Back a few years ago this song popped into a karaoke room with some friends. All I can say is that everyone got immense joy out of singing the “hey, hey, hey” refrains over and over, and basically just replacing all of the lyrics with “hey, hey, hey” in increasingly drunk and obnoxious voices until it was basically a c…

Only other time I have seen use of the word “tinkle” is at my aunt’s house:

I am 44 and still being governed/beholden to person’s more closely tied to my grandparents age and era than my own. In short, it’s not going to get any better unless there is some major change. Average age in that room = 69.25 years.