Note to self: search for Roffe or CB vest on eBay.

Those are some great fucking eyeglasses. 

My old tennis coach would’ve been pissed that he did not hit it straight at Nishikori’s balls.

NYPD’s core job on the streets seems to be staring at their iPhone.  

Sing us a song, you’re a Schiano man . . .

I cannot believe that no one piped up and gave him the “sir, you are speaking to a sitting member of the United States Senate — watch your goddamn tone.”

Yeahhh, soooo, um Kellyanne, ahhh, yeahh, we are going to need some cover here so ahh, I’m going to need you to . . .

Come ON. No one else has noticed the resemblance between Kavanaugh and Phil Simms?

See also, his children sitting front row in the hearings.

I am fucking done with 84 year old men deciding my fate for the remaining 3 decades of my life.  Times up motherfuckers.

As someone who tore ACL/MCL in a similar hit back in the glory days -- fuck. It sucks.

Fun fact: shorts (of varying lengths) with tights are a quite popular women’s business attire option in Tokyo.

I dare you to eat Grapenuts without milk. However, with milk there is only a 17-31 second window where the ratio of crunch to mush is in sync. Too early and you lose a molar, too late and you should have just made oatmeal.

Chromecast and porn. . .Chromecast and porn.

Fuckin’ “Hooper” dawg!

Yup.  Nailed it. Maybe “Wheelie and the Chopper Bunch” but it’s a close call.  There’s another 5-10 Richard Scarry books in this genre.  Lowly Worm ftw!

Maybe instead of commenting, do a little research on right of publicity, use of a person’s likeness, etc.  Your 2 cent legal takes are just that. 

Great point, you found a few examples! You get a star! It’s called right of publicity and you can bet your ass Nike has a team of IP attorneys whose entire job is to send out C&D letters, but they do triage who they go after. 

Pretty much my entire family has worked freight trains, and I have heard plenty of stories. A train doesn’t really “cut off” your foot so much.

That will depend. Do you see a lot of t-shirts using Michael Jordan’s likeness that are not manufactured by Nike?