*dips toe in Hawaiian lava*

“Uhh yeah dude” has been doing this shtick for nearly a decade...

The Vic Mackey “just desserts” punishment. Wait, I think I actually am experiencing that same punishment.

“Stand beside her...

This is a man who definitely starts issuing demerit points to his server at a restaurant for each “infraction” until he can get that shit down to like 7%, and then he brags to his fellow diners about why he isn’t giving a full tip for the “lousy” service.

he is a leto

“No one gets out of here alive.”

“Oh hi Mark.”

I was living in Tokyo for a year and came back to NYC, went to a Yankees game and sat with the bleacher creatures on my first night back. I naiively blurted “who the fuck is Russell Martin” when he came up to bat -- this was the glory days and I got a fucking tongue lashing from the Yankee faithful sitting within…

Power take offs do not discriminate.

I am going to get torched for this, but here goes. Dudes are fucked up. We will watch anything depending on our mood. Without going too far, I have been down the Charlie Sheen binge hole, sans the LV satchel full of coke. Porn is not just “watermelon boobs and cum shots (sic).” There is a reason why “step” porn is…

This is a peak 2am conversation between someone who has been dusting lines since 9pm and someone that is stone-cold sober.

Jordan IV’s, brah.

Let’s remember some great semi scenes.

I can assume you know about the trifecta that is Jimmy’s, BC, and Angel’s Share?!!??

Tis’ spring in NYC and nothing like the sound of dudes on dual-sport bikes with pipes and/or no muffler flying around in and out of traffic.

Been thinking of moving all the 401k to cash or something safe -- don’t feel like riding it into the ground like I did in 2008. Anyone else making this type of move?

Seems a bit derivative.

Wisconsin. Russell Wilson Part 2. Do it.

It’s the Goodfellas speach, lay low, don’t buy a new Cadillac or get your wife a new fur...