This is a man who definitely starts issuing demerit points to his server at a restaurant for each “infraction” until he can get that shit down to like 7%, and then he brags to his fellow diners about why he isn’t giving a full tip for the “lousy” service.

he is a leto

“No one gets out of here alive.”

“Oh hi Mark.”

I was living in Tokyo for a year and came back to NYC, went to a Yankees game and sat with the bleacher creatures on my first night back. I naiively blurted “who the fuck is Russell Martin” when he came up to bat -- this was the glory days and I got a fucking tongue lashing from the Yankee faithful sitting within…

Power take offs do not discriminate.

I am going to get torched for this, but here goes. Dudes are fucked up. We will watch anything depending on our mood. Without going too far, I have been down the Charlie Sheen binge hole, sans the LV satchel full of coke. Porn is not just “watermelon boobs and cum shots (sic).” There is a reason why “step” porn is…

This is a peak 2am conversation between someone who has been dusting lines since 9pm and someone that is stone-cold sober.

Jordan IV’s, brah.

Let’s remember some great semi scenes.

I can assume you know about the trifecta that is Jimmy’s, BC, and Angel’s Share?!!??

Tis’ spring in NYC and nothing like the sound of dudes on dual-sport bikes with pipes and/or no muffler flying around in and out of traffic.

Been thinking of moving all the 401k to cash or something safe -- don’t feel like riding it into the ground like I did in 2008. Anyone else making this type of move?

Seems a bit derivative.

Wisconsin. Russell Wilson Part 2. Do it.

It’s the Goodfellas speach, lay low, don’t buy a new Cadillac or get your wife a new fur...

“The Crow” vs. “Judgment Night” soundtrack -- who you got?

EmF Doom.

For those times “when you wanna pop”...errr, um, or your family is too poor for Slice or 7UP.

Still waiting for the “Top Gun” end of movie victory song video cut for her.